Tuesday, November 10, 2009
I take the world's most useless notes.
For Practical 6: Skeletal Muscle Demonstration, the only notes that I have written are
"Someone with motor neuron disease --> uncoordinated"
in huge letters. Because that wasn't obvious enough. Like, it took two years of university to understand that.
I also have drawn ten smiley faces along the border in purple ink.
Why the hell did I even attend this prac?
For the signs of rheumatoid arthritis, the only thing I have written is
"MORNING STIFFNESS!!!!"
with a big smiley face next to it.
What is my obsession with smiley faces?
Fucking hell. I'm nineteen and i still don't know how to take notes in school. Normally, this does not faze me. But two days before the exam where I still know nothing?
FUCK.
oh. And I will end this blog with a picture of the femur head which I just cannot take seriously.
because it looks like a fucking penis.
--Mary HAD a little lamb--
1:09 AM
Sunday, November 08, 2009
SHE WANTS TO TOUCH ME WOAH
SHE WANTS TO LOVE ME WOAH
SHE'LL NEVER LEAVE ME WOAH
DON"T TRUST A HO
NEVER TRUST A HO
DON'T TRUST A Ho
A HO WON'T TRUST ME
...
yeah, I listen to that kind of intelligent music. nevertheless it amuses me. especially the line: "shut your lips! Do the helen keller and talk with your hips!"
kind of slack but whatevsssss it's funnnnnnnnnnnnny :D
ergh, today was such a fucking unconstructive day. ==
spent half of it on the freaking phone. Then took an afternoon "nap". I use the term "nap" very loosely. Ergh, diu, fuck, fuck, I still have knee joint anatomy and all this cancer shit and basically like...four more weeks left. And i've forgotten everything I've looked at before.
The only thing i remember is that
SOME LOVERS TRY POSITIONS THAT THEY CANNOT HANDLE
scaphoid lunate triquetrum pisiform trapezium trapezoid capitate hamate
that is the only thing i know. SO THEY BETTER FUCKING ASK US ON CARPAL BONES.
YEAH.
and not like anything else. Please give an eight mark question on carpal bones. e.g. "what are the 8 bones?" And not any other bone thank you very much. I don't know my other bones. None of that arm and leg and hip shit. And no muscles. I'm incapable of remembering muscle names. They all sound the fucking same.
cause like, it's not like remember any of that joint shit.
argh argh argh argh argh, panic mood x10000
will be so glad when all this revision shit is over. I have no more motivation or fight left over in me. I go on freaking facebook, once every fifteen minutes. I stay on facebook for an hour. At the end of the day, I do at most... 2 hours of study and that's being REALLY optimistic because most of the time I'm just shuffling notes and counting how many more pages i have to read.
On plus side, today is johnny zhang's bday. Happy birthday! I was seriously going to call you later on but you saved me the trouble. LOL sif call people on your own birthday. A year has passed and even though I'm learning the same shit in uni (seriously. I swear, we've learnt all this neoplasia crap before and I swear, soem of the lectures are the same... I'm getting lecture deja vu which i never get), things have changed a lot. Hopefully for the better~
and i'm glad that even though we've been through so much drama and fights, we're still bff. Cindy Wang may be my bestfriend1# but you're bestfriend2$ in a way that's completely different. Because we worked so hard to be such good friends afterwards and it's worth it, isn't it? i'm glad that we've both moved on so smoothly, like the hyaline cartilage of the articulating surface of a synovial joint (before osteoarthritis, of course).
hahah, i'll shut up now. But happy birthday! May this year be a very good one. May we stay friends like this (because seriously, it was so freaking hard). May you continue to rate guys i like LOL.
and thank you cindy wang. You are the best friend a girl/boy/whatever creature i am could ever have. I feel lucky that you're by my side (in a strictly non-homosexual way of course, because i have standards). What you said to me this afternoon was really touching and nice and unselfish and know that i will always there for you too.
i am a walking ball of love. exams does that to me. fuck~~~~ i love you, my dear best friends and come exam time, i will jump your bones (humerus, femur, tibia, radius, ulna, clavicle, and the acromion process of your scapulas) <3.
--Mary HAD a little lamb--
2:12 AM
Friday, November 06, 2009
I have finished my chocolate collection. It did not take me long. It took me exactly three days.
I want more chocolate.
Eating chocolate makes me forget that I am so unbelievably screwed. Skeletal physiology is a nightmare. It shouldn't be this hard, ffs. All I do have to do is like read somebody else's notes and try to understand it. Hopefully memorise it.
But my attention span is like <---> this now. So all I'm doing is listening to angry rnb music. I say angry music because all this guy is singing about is his girlfriend who cheated on him and he says "die" a lot. Hence I'm assuming that he is angry. Of course he could just talk like that normally.
Er, since I'm such an awesome multi-tasking little cookie, I am also on facebook. I think facebook is the best thing since chocolate for procrastination. What the hell did I do without it? I mean, I can stalk, play bejeweled, annoy others, stalk, do more stalking, play cafe world and go online window shopping.
Because online window shopping is the best. It is free and all you can do it while listening to angry RnB music and eating chocolate at the same time. I would be eating chocolate at the same time but I can't because there's none left in the house.
Because I fkn ate it all :(
This is a very pointless blog.
But I would like to point out that I was online window shopping and I totally have this dress
http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs206.snc1/7317_102733403077504_100000225334486_76523_6035721_n.jpg
mwa ha ha.
My mother is making me throw out half my shoe collection. Because yesterday, the shelf collapsed due to the sheer weight.
Oh wow, I totally have this top as well: http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs034.snc3/12164_103915109626000_100000225334486_104892_2979928_n.jpg
I love it when I see my clothes for sale. Like the time when I saw a pair of my shoes at de Louvre and my mum had gotten a pair for me in Taiwan for half the price a year ago. I was so happy, I did my happy dance. Mandy asked Sisi whether they could just leave me in the store and pretend that they did not know me.
Admittedly, sometimes they still do that.
I don't know why.
Okay, I'm going to get off the computer and eat some real food. I smell chicken. But then again, everything smells like chicken, so hmmm...
--Mary HAD a little lamb--
10:15 PM
Monday, November 02, 2009
uh...
Well, today is the first day of my STUVAC.
So far, I've done nothing but I did lock myself in my room. With a box of chocolates. With my laptop, an internet connection, my mobile phone and a tv.
yeah, okay, I actually don't see any point in locking myself in my room. I could survive really happily in here actually. It's not like I have a sudden desire to shower.
Hmmmmm....
a bit tired, despite waking up at 1 pm today. cindy wang called me up for an impromptu d&m session at 2 am and I went to sleep late. I haven't seen my reflection today (thank god). Luckily, I had the good sense to NOT lock myself up with a mirror. And goodness gracious, it's hot. I went into the kitchen to get food and it was like a sauna.
But yeah.
It was an interesting discussion. Interesting in a way that when my mum told me to go to sleep at 3 am, I yelled: "I"M ALREADY ASLEEP. STOP WAKING ME UP. YOU'RE IMAGINING VOICES".
so we are deep creatures. Except for the occasional interchange e.g.
ME: oh, there are so much factors involved..
CINDY: MANY. OMG, MANY FACTORS.
ME: MUCH. There are so many factors involved, you can't count them...like your fucking acne.
CINDY: FUCK YOU. YOU CAN COUNT THEM NOW.
ME: yeah, i can count to 1000 now!
CINDY: FUCK YOU. It's more like 20 really.
HAHA.
BLANK, I LOVE YOU TOO, YOU BLANKING BLANKING COW.
quiz~~~
1. Tell me the truth, why did you fall in love?
Okay, first of all, who is "me"? Second of all...who's in love?
2. Are you afraid of losing anyone?
maybe. Maybe not. fear is in the mind!
3. Is anything bothering you?
Forearm and hand anatomy. It looks boring. It sounds boring. It probably is boring. I wouldn't know because I haven't started reading it yet and yes, this bothers me.
4. Are you against drugs/smoking?
Do whatever you want, just keep it away from me because passive smoking KILLS.
5.What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
Fuck, I need to wake up early tomorrow to study ... zzz.
(epic fail)
6.Is anyone else in the room with you?
*looks around*
nope. I am alone! omg yeahhhh, ALL THE THINGS I COULD DO.
and i'm here typing up a blog.
7.Who was the last person you had a conversation with on the phone?
cindy wang, in the wee wee hours of early morning.
8.How do you feel right now?
a little tired, my back kind of aches. If only Miss Wang was here to rub it for me.
9.Does anyone call you baby?
My friends do. I think it's a bit sexually inappropriate but it makes me feel like I"m getting action, so okay, go for it.
10. Would you ever get a tattoo?
no. they're really expensive and it's not like I'd show it to people so it would be a waste of money.
I could be buying food instead.
11.What are you most anxious/ excited for?
END OF THE EXAM ON NOV 12. BABY BABY BABY, SUMMER HOLIDAYS
12. What is your favorite drink?
Green tea frappuccino from Starbucks :)
13. What were you doing at 7:00 am?
zZz
14.How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
Ergh, don't ask me this.
15.Do you know anyone who has been arrested?
Ummm... no, I hang out with nerdy people
16.If you could go back in time, how far back would you go?
Victorian england. So that's around like... a hundred a bit years. Just in time to meet Oscar Wilde! <3
17. Think back to the last person you were in a serious relationship with, how many times have you cried in front of them? Let me think. In front of them? Twice.
18. Whats something you do when you're mad? make sarcastic scathing comments and be unpleasant in general in a very, very passive-aggressive way.
19.How do you feel about your hair right now? meh, passable. Shall go back to Taiwan and get it re-done. Roots are quite obvious but right now, I'm just happy that it's clean.
20.Have you ever had someone sing to you? Yes. But I prefer singing to others. I know I can make YOUR day with my warbling.
21.Have you done something bad today? yes, I haven't started studying it.
Procrastination, fail.
22. Are you jealous of someone right now? Not really. Why be jealous when I'm just so awesome?
It was a rhetorical question.
23. Last beverage? water, I'm really boring that way.
24. Last December, what was your love life like? probably better than yours.
25. Would you ever become a vegetarian? No. I mean animals are cute but meat tastes so good.
26. Has anybody ever given you butterflies? Yes, maybe. Maybe not.
27. Do you have nice eyes? i think they're nice. does that count?
28. When was the last time you smiled? today. when i read something funny somewhere, don't remember. probably a few mins ago when Cindy told me to get blanked.
29. What woke you up this morning? impending sense of doom and exam failure.
30. Are you a jealous person? meh. I think i'm reasonable.
31. What's the last thing you purchased? Giant microbe for SG secret santa yesterday. Hehe, I got Herpes :D
32. Are you hot or cold right now? Temperature-wise? Hot. Physically? Always hot.
I'm so funny.
33. What time did you wake up this morning? Oh shut up.
34. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? Well, I guess details need to be heard?
35. Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a Z? I can't even think of any names that start with Z. Except Zach. But I don't think Zach is a very hot name.
So to answer your question...no...
36. Would you go in public looking like you do right now? Are you judging me? My PJs are comfie okay?
37. Are you a morning person or a night? Lolz...I'm not sure actually. Because my sleeping patterns are too screwed up.
38. Would you shave your head if a family member asked you to because they had cancer? Um... can I show my love and support in a different way?
39. Who caused you to have butterflies in your stomach most recently? ;) you baby. You, all the way.
40. Are you right-handed or left-handed? I wish I was ambidextrous.
41. Are you tan? No, fuck you.
42. Is there anything you want to forget? There are a lot of things I'd like to forget. Things that I would have forgotten already if people didn't enjoy reminding me of my previous humiliations. And there are so many of them...
43. How many kids do you want to have? I think my genes should be spread across the world.
44. What's one thing you wish you could change about yourself? I don't know. I'm happy with the way I am? Maybe get Po Man metabolism.
45.When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off? My parents say that lights off damage your eyes.
46. You want to see somebody right now, right? Not really, I look really bad right now. And I'm putting that nicely.
47. Would you be worried if your boyfriend/girlfriend got back together with their ex? No. I trust my hypothetical boyfriend/girlfriend. It's really easy to considering that this is a hypothetical situation.
48. Have you ever liked someone older than you? Well, I'm not really that old, you know. So yes, of course.
49.Last time you cried? Er, long time ago. Can't remember. Don't want to remember?
50. Who knows a big secret about you? Define "big secret".
51. How long is your hair? This question is kinky. I'm not going to answer it.
52. What did you have for breakfast? Oh man. Breakfast. The best meal of the day. the meal you should have at least three times. I had a croissant, milk, mango and a shitload of chocolates.
53. Is your birthday on a holiday? No, but I feel that it should be a natural holiday.
54. What do you wear more, jeans or sweats? Er. Since I swear sweats at home on a cold day and hardly ever wear jeans, I guess sweats?
55. When is your birthday? 30th march. national holiday? :)
56. Can money buy happiness? Oh, it certainly can make you happy for awhile. Then you just have to go out and buy more.
57. List one of your fears? Fear is in the mind!
58. Anyone you would like to get things straight with? yeah, fuck off.
59. Are you easy to get along with? Reasonably so? I'm easygoing!
So why do children flee from me?
60.Will this Friday be a good one? I will be trying to study. So no.
61. Has anyone ever told you they love you? Everybody loves me. I'm that hot.
62. What do you introduce yourself as? Veronica. There was that brief little time where Mandy tried to make me introduce myself as "Formy" though.
63. Anyone you're giving up on? Lol, I don't give up on people. I fume and I decide that I don't want anything to do with them anymore.
64. Can you sleep without blankets on you? No :(
65. How many times have you said 'I love you' and meant it? the thing is, I don't really say it that often in a non-joking situation. Omg, I hardly say it.
I've never said it to my parents.
I've only said it once to Cindy Wang.
And in all my relationships, I've only said it twice, to the same person.
well! epiphany of the day.
66. Have you ever had seagulls attack you at the beach? No, birds love me.
67. What movie do you really want to see right now? time Traveller's wife. Because Rachel McAdams is so unbelievably pretty.
68. Was your last birthday enjoyable? Reasonably so. It was a quiet affair because I didn't want to be 19 ><
69. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? yes. Just takes a while for you to see it.
70. Do you have good memories with old friends? Of course. That's why you're friends with them.
71. Are you wearing pants right now? .... ;)
72.What smells better? Gasoline or Permanent marker? Permanent marker of course! There is no comparison.
73. If you have to get a facial piercing, what do you get? ew, none. Seriously, I don't think it would suit me very well.
74. Are you dating the person you text most? That's disgusting, because I text Cindy Wang the most.
75. Will you talk to the person you like tonight? Probably not. My life sucks that way :)
76. Have you ever stayed up all night while drunk or high? Lol, NYE !! :D
77. Would you ever make a porno? Nah. And I don't think anybody would pay me a large sum of money to do it either so I guess that's a lost dream.
78. Have you ever punched anyone in the face? Nope. I'm a total pacifist. I would have survived in WWI.
79. Have you ever broken a bone? what about on someone else? er no. Plz don't talk about bones. I'm supposed to be studying anatomy.
80. What makes you laugh no matter what? Lol, i don't know. I don't keep a list of: "THINGS THAT MAKE ME LAUGH".
81. Have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past five hours? No, these lips are not for sale.
82. Who was the last person you talked to? Lol, my mum. She asked me whether I wanted an egg. I did, of course.
83. Do you get butterflies around the guys/girls you like? haha yes. Isn't that the best thing about a crush?
84. Do you think it is bad to have sex at your age? Sex is evil. You'll get pregnant and die.
85. Will you get married? Lol, eventually. It's too bad you need soembody willing to marry you though.
86. Will you be having kids in the near future? Ergh, definitely not. I don't even like children. I just want to spread my genes.
87. Do you lie about your age? Not really. I'll do that when I'm old and wrinkly. Like when I'm 25 or something.
88. Would you change yourself for the person you love? depends on the type of change. and how hot they were.
89. What do you tell yourself when times get hard? it has to get better, eventually. that and death is not really an option.
90. Do you believe in religion? yeah, i do.
91.Have you ever made out until you ran out of breath? It's called breathing through your nose, you loser. Most people master that when they're young children.
92. Have you ever dated your friend’s ex? I've seen my friend's exes. No thanks. :P
93. Have you started a horrible rumour about somebody? of course not!!~~~~. Even if I do spread rumours about Meng xi Zhang for fun in my spare time.
94. Have you ever done hallucinogenic drugs? Not really. drugs are too expensive. Plus like, you die and that's not cool.
95. Have you ever been too drunk to remember a certain night? Not really. I remember EVERYTHING the next day. I think I'm genetically incapable of being THAT trashed though because of my aldehyde dehydrogenase enzymes (i will stop now).
96. Do you think your future will be a good one? Are you implying that it's not?
yeah, it probably won't. I'll probably fail med, become a garbage cleaner and watch the people I went to school with become billionaires while I clean their cleaner's toilet.
97. Do you think you'd be a good parent? I would be. TOTALLY.
98. Will you fall in love in the next few months? Hmm... let's see, shall we?
99.Have you ever been to Sea World? Nope. But I'm be at Ocean Park this time next month :D
100. What colour is your bra? well!!
101. What were you doing at midnight last night? I was on facebook, oh diu.
102. Who was the last person to touch your butt? I don't know. I don't remember this kind of insignificant detail. Too many people want a piece of me.
103. Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth? Let me live in bliss ok?
104. Will you be in a relationship in the next month? Oh fuck off.
105. Does it annoy you when people play dumb? No, because I do it all the time.
Well, I like to think that. I could just be actually dumb.
106. Do you hate to hug people? Depends on the person.
107. Who was the last person you had a face to face conversation with? Mother, seriously, we've been through this.
108. When was the last time you saw your mom? Yeah.
109. Do you laugh a lot? Lol, yes I do. I can't help it. I'm surrounded by amusing losers.
You know, birds of a feather flock together etc.
110.Does anyone think you are a bitch? Probably. But whatevs, I take it as a compliment. Some people are too dumb to be bitches.
111.Do you like to cuddle? again, it depends on the ...cudd-lee.
112. Do you have a best friend? Yeah... she's such a blanking blanking blanker.
113. Does the future scare you? Not really. My future med results do though.
114.Anyone you're looking forward to seeing? maybe =$
115. Do you sleep with the door open or closed? Open.
116.Did anyone see your last kiss? I have no idea. I don't really care lol.
117. How often do you color your hair? Hmm... like twice a year?
118. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night ? CIndy Wang. Her name is appearing an awful lot. I think she should be my new boyfriend.
if only she was hot!
119. Do you hate your last ex? No. He's okay.
120. Honestly, what's running through your mind? When is this fucking quiz gonna end, i need to pretend to study T_T
121. Have you ever asked your ex for advice? loool, yes. Admittedly, he does give decent advice. Nah, my ex is cool. He comes to my dance performances and rates my crush.
122. Ever kissed under water? ... I'm not very good at multi-tasking.
123. Do you think two people can last forever together? Well, it's not like we live forever, you know.
124. Are you anything like you were at this point last year? I'm a slightly different person, I think. I care less about things. I'm a bit more cynical.
I also think I'm more attractive :D
125. Do you wave when you see people you know? Yeah, I do. It's polite right?
126. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around? Lol, I reckon that you should be your complete self around everyone.
127. Will you talk to someone on the phone tonight? Probably not. NEED TO FKN STUDY.
128. Are tattoos attractive? Not really. Sorry, for all those tattoo-ed people out there.
129. Have you ever cut your own hair? Er, only when i'm like really bored and looking for split ends.
BUT I AHVE NO SPLIT ENDS NOW, thanks to dedicated Japanese hairdressers who QQ everytime they see my poor strands of hair.
130. Honestly, have you kissed someone of the same sex this week? I CAN"T HELP IT. CINDY WANG IS TOO HOT.
131. What happened at 10:00 am today? nothing. I was sleeping.
132. Do you know how to play poker? Er, I learnt this year but I've forgotten it again. But I'm up for Strip Poker anytime ;)
Not really.
133. Has someone annoyed you today? My dad did. When he installed the camera and I saw myself on HDTV. And I swear, that camera added five hundred fucking kilos.
i cbf to do the rest of this quiz. I'm gonna STUDYYYYYYYYYY
oh who am i fucking kidding? off to watch gossip girl!
--Mary HAD a little lamb--
9:56 PM
Saturday, October 31, 2009
MUST WORK ON INDIVIDUAL ASSIGNMENT.
instead of sitting here reading fmylife.
but lmaooooo
"Today, my fiance was performing oral on me. I was really getting into it, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. When asked, he confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML"
ROFLMAOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK
... my neighbour is practising on his new drumset again.
I'm going to ignore him and turn up my iTunes. Full blast. Ha ha ha, look who's louder now?
OKAY. WILL DO MORE WORK TONIGHT.
--Mary HAD a little lamb--
3:52 AM
Friday, October 30, 2009
WELL!~
I never thought that I'd say this but all you can eat sushi is probably not the best thing ever. Like it sounds good right?
But I never want to see another sushi again. At least not for another day or so.
must work on individual assignment. Have written 200 words so far, go me!
1800 words left ==
but had a fantastic woman-date with Cindy Wang today. Unlike other times, we were going to not care about our waist circumferences! Who cares about what kind of body shape you are when you have SUSHI BUFFET in front of you? TODAY WE WERE GOING TO BE SINFUL.
so sinful that we decided to meet up at 11:30 AM. I know. We were willing to do anything for cheap unlimited sushi. Including missing out on valuable shuteye time. Like I actually jumped out of bed when my alarm clock rang because a little voice inside me said: "OMG SUSHI. VOLCANO ROLL <3!!~">
it's a little sad but that's the truth :( I could go into detail how Cindy Wang told me to wear flats so that we could walk quickly to the place but you get the gist.
Of course Cindy Wang has never been punctual and five years' of hanging out with her has trained me well. So we both arrived at 12pm.
oh yes, before I forget, a quotable quote from her
ME: So my mum was telling me that in two years' time, I should have my 21st bday at macca's.
CINDY: ...um. You know, I went to a macca's party when I was like 7.
ME: Shit, you had friends back then?
CINDY: Yeah okay fine. It might have been my little sister's friend. My mum said i could go too. But that's not the point.
er so yeah, we met up. On the way, cindy wang suspiciously asked me whether I knew where the place (Kobe Jones) was. I replied that I did. I mean, it was very clear on the map! King Street Wharf, pfffft it was just a matter of a straight line. "Of course I know, it's near Bungalow 8," I replied snootily and that was that. Of course halfway through our journey, I realised that I actually didn't know where Bungalow 8 since I wasn't really born with a sense of direction (still working on my map reading skills).
So yeah. Um, I took Cindy Wang to the Wildlife Park instead. If this was a Korean love story, we would have foregone the food and gone to see the Dugong show instead (where we fall in love, somebody gets cancer and a hot guy gets hit by a car).
But this is not a Korean love story. Instead, we arrived at our destination thirty minutes later, relatively unscathed if not a little sunburnt.
Waiter was kind of cute. Tick. We were seated at a beautiful spot by the sea, in full view of all the seagulls. Tick tick. If this was a Korean love story, I would put my arm around Miss Wang and say something deep and meaningful about our relationship.
Fortunately, this is not a Korean love story. So instead, we ordered our food asap and cheered when the first plate came.
Now the sushi was disappointingly small :(. I know that Miss Wang is very passionate against fat sushi (I happen to like them because I feel as if I'm getting more value for my money) but the sushi was a bit too small. Admittedly, size is not everything (it's all about skill etc.) but it was just so... puny.
And there was so much rice. Ffs, I think I just ate a year's worth of rice. Fucking empty carbohydrates :@
So after the first platter, we sat there feeling a little jipped. There was just so much hype, so much expectation and I can't remember the last time I was so overwhelming devastating. Reluctantly, we asked for another platter hoping that this was the type of thing that just grew on you... you know, like an acquired sort of taste.
It wasn't.
After the second platter, it became torture. It's a perfect example of how much of a good thing is never too good for you. We were fantasising about the food in the restaurant downstairs for heaven's sake. Food cheating. It's like thinking about your next door neighbour when you're engaged in consensual sex with somebody else.
Sigh. So when we reluctantly ordered the third platter (while making plans to go to French Riviera), we were dreading it. The smell of sushi was making me miserable. I never ever wanted to see another sushi roll again. The thought of Japan was unbearable. Yamapi became less hot.
We gave up two sushis into the third platter. Even our Asian spirit was broken. Crushed. Smashed to smithereens.
Dejected, we parted with our money and waddled away, feeling dissatisfyingly full. My appetite was gone and damnit, I wanted today to be a pig out. Today was supposed to be the ultimate: "FUCK CALORIES BEFORE EXAMS" day.
:( sadface.
so wandered around city for awhile (anything to procrastinate fucking individual assignment). Went shopping. Well more like, window-shopped because I cannot spend any more money. Must, must, must save up for Hong Kong and Taiwan.
and there was a stupid stupid sale at Alannah Hill. Fell in love with the most beautiful pair of shoes. Which were not on sale. They were perfect though. I think a part of me died when I was forced to walk away from them. All because I needed to "save money". Saving money sucks. No wonder poor people die earlier.
All I have to say is that HONG KONG BETTER BE FKING GOOD.
Spent the next couple of hours just browsing all the stores. By the end, both Miss Wang and I wanted to hit something. So really, moral of the story - shopping without money is really on par with self-flagellation (painful, so painful but you just can't stop).
Hmm, went home and then watched episodes of Gossip Girl (Season one) back where Blair was still the prettiest thing ever. Now I feel sad because Leighton Meester no longer looks like that. Weight gain and tanning is brutal on the female form :(
Still have not progressed on Individual Assignment, sigh. I've just re-capped my unconstructive day.
You know, seeing something today made me remember that back when I was 13, some girl came and told me that my life was as superficial as cling wrap. At the time I only said "What's your point?", shrugged and walked away thinking 'wtf...'.
Now when I think about it, she was probably right, fucking sanctimonious bitch. I am superficial. Philosophical conversations are only acceptable after a certain time. But so what? I heart my superficial life. I like how the only things that bother me are the thought of impending exams (which I am utterly screwed for) and the usual friend/relationship/whatever dramas that make life more exciting.
So I'm happy that my life is 'as superficial as clingwrap". Whatever the fuck that actually means LOL. Isn't it funny that even though you referred to me as a "bimbo" and intellectually inferior or whatever that I ended up with a UAI aggregate that probably doubled* yours? And I did it with clean hair too. So wash your hair, you fucking bitch. I could probably say more but I won't because I don't want to think of such unpleasant things :)
* slight exaggeration. but there was a considerable difference. and even though uais are stupid and no indication of a person's intellectual level, IT'S STILL STUPID TO PAY OUT SOMEBODY WHO GOT HIGHER THAN YOU LOL.
--Mary HAD a little lamb--
2:01 AM
Thursday, October 29, 2009
it's currently 2:33 am. I'm listening to the BEST song on earth that Isabel sent me quite awhile ago. I mean, I liked it back then but it's growing on me.
These lyrics are so fucking intellectual, I can feel my IQ rising to disproportionate levels.
I wanna make you horny
but i can't get it up
get it up get it up get it up get it up
why can't you get it up get it up get it up?
it must be your body
or it must be your face
if it ain't your body
it must be your face
and best bit ever
uh geez, I've never had this problem before
It's just...hold on a second
give it a minute. give it a minute.
all right, give it a minute
uh, DO SOMETHING SEXY
i don't care, do something sexy
just whatever you do
don't talk about you fucking boyfriend while we're having sex.
HOW ABOUT THAT?
hahahahah, I have no idea what kind of shit Isabel listens to.
Man, my sleeping patterns are so unbelievably screwed up. It took me like several months to build good normal diurnal sleeping patterns and it took me two days to screw it up.
Fuck afternoon naps. I took another one today because you know, class was just so taxing (it is taxing, I spent the last two days sitting in front of my laptop watching How I Met Your Mother while my anatomy textbook gathered dust). Did lots of work in pharmacology practical! Did so much work, virtually sweated.
Not really. More like realised that I've almost completely forgotten how to use a calculator.
should probably go sleep mmm, considering that I haven't done anything constructive the last few hours. Making Ronnie Ho check whether he has cellulite =/= constructive.
(and no, Ronnie Ho doesn't have cellulite. Bastard. Let's go egg his place).
Tomorrow, Miss Wang and I have a woman-date to eat lots and lots of food. We've been dieting strenuously for the last few days (okay fine, I haven't, I OD-ed on chocolate last night). Whatevs, point is that we're going to go and have all you can eat sushi. MMMMMMM
my mum tells me to stop shoving food into my mouth because then, I won't be able to buy clothes in Hong Kong. She does have a very valid point.
Cannot wait for HK and Disneyland. I'm going to go see cantonese-speaking Mickey Mouse, DIUUUUU <33333
okay, i'm kind of tired right now. Also realised that I probably should go shower as my natural musk isn't that appealing. But then again, it's only Cindy Wang and besides, we have a strange relationship. She tells me her bowel movements and I comment.
Seriously.
Important thought of the day: It is important to pay your phone bills on time. Today, bad things happened because I forgot to pay my phone bill. Hence my phone service was temporarily suspended for many hours. It was excruciating.
Just not having the option to call/sms randoms :(
It was indeed an emergency situation. I couldn't even call my mother to come pick me up at the station. I was faced with the prospect of walking home. From the station. I know, absolutely horrible and devastating right?
I wanted to chuck a Mandy and kneel on the ground, fist in the air, crying out: "NOOOOOO" darth-vader style. Okay fine. I didn't. I bullied Adrianna into lending me his mobile phone and I called my house twenty times before my parents picked up (because they were screening some creepy woman who's been stalking my mum wtf).
ok i'm gonna go shower now.
SUSHI FEAST TOMORROW. HEART!~
--Mary HAD a little lamb--
8:33 AM
